A nice pair of juicy melons

[Fnaar]

Lady Bumps (safe for work, but you';ll need to wash your ears out afterwards )

View: http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=0dcvoNDPC0w

 

[Speicher]

A fireman's helmet, as Fnaar has said, its luminescence is worthy of remark.

 

[swee'pea99]

 

[Landslide]

Some men with oddly-shaped balls.

 

[Dalestar]

gash anyone

 

[papercorn2000]

^^^that's richard nixon, that is.

No, no I don't detect an innuendo.

I'm missing something, clearly.

What's a familiar version of Richard?


Well?


Well?


Come on woman, wake up!

 

[on the road]

Some men with oddly-shaped balls.

Another pair of tits.

 

[papercorn2000]

A tosser...

 

[papercorn2000]

And some really big pricks...

 

[Landslide]

Bashing the bishop?

 

[Landslide]

...and choking the chicken.

 

[colly]

Best shag I ever had:

 

[ACS]

Beating the meat

View attachment 1507

 

[Kirstie]

I defy anyone to find an image for the phrase 'buffing the happy lamp'

Apparently this is a 'happy lamp'

And here is a giant buffer

Doesn't look like a good combination though, does it?

 

[oxbob]

One for the girl's