A panoply of beer bottle opening sans bottle opener videos

[vernon]

In no particular order:
Open a beer bottle with your forearm


A pot pourri of twenty six methods worth watching if only for the Floggin Molly soundtrack

View: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oRzOVFbWqeA


With one hand


With a one handed weapon


and finally the bottle opener that I'd propose marriage to

View: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zqvF4XxrOIE


You never need to be thirsty again when the bottle opener goes missing.....

 

[Fnaar]

I couldn't be @rsed to watch them all, but when I wiz it skool, we has a teacher with a false leg who showed us how he could open a gottle of geer with the front of the knee part of his false leg, and crack nuts (walnuts) with the back of the knee part. Kewl, it was.

 

[vernon]

I couldn't be @rsed to watch them all, but when I wiz it skool, we has a teacher with a false leg who showed us how he could open a gottle of geer with the front of the knee part of his false leg, and crack nuts (walnuts) with the back of the knee part. Kewl, it was.

I want a false leg with a nut cracker, bottle opener and flame thrower. If it also dispensed absinthe and re-heated pies I'd actively consider amputation.

 

[vernon]

You wouldn't need to lose a leg to have one, either. You could just take it with you in your panniers, like a Swiss Army knife.

That's the sort of thinking outside the box that appeals to me.

 

[Shaun]

I liked No. 6 - Cake!

 

[vernon]

I liked No. 6 - Cake!

Sod the beer, I'd focus on the cake and worry about the beer later.

 

[hopless500]

I want a false leg with a nut cracker, bottle opener and flame thrower. If it also dispensed absinthe and re-heated pies I'd actively consider amputation.