A picture of my skidmarks

[Fnaar]

 

[trustysteed]

is that a cock smear as opposed to a wormy arse smear?

 

[domtyler]

Nice skiddies!

Here is my rusty ring for your viewing pleasure:

 

[Kirstie]

And here's my vag. That's Volkswagen Audi Garage.

 

[trustysteed]

And here's my vag. That's Volkswagen Audi Garage.

it's bigger than i expected.....

 

[Maz]

Did your skidmarks come from your anus?

 

[trustysteed]

here's a picture of my bulging sack:

 

[Smeggers]

ladies and gentlemen, i introduce my flange....

 

[domtyler]

And here's my vag. That's Volkswagen Audi Garage.

Oh my, you appear to be able to fit a small family car into your Vag!

 

[Kirstie]

Oh my, you appear to be able to fit a small family car into your Vag!

Several...it's very spacious.

 

[trustysteed]

Several...it's very spacious.

it's not a good thing! it's like claiming you've got a 'bucket' seat...

 

[domtyler]

Anyone fancy a quick peak at my nipples?

 

[Kirstie]

it's not a good thing! it's like claiming you've got a 'bucket' seat...

[whispering]
psssst yeah i know that, i'm just going along with the joke for a laugh. note that this time i've not criticised the size of anyone else's....equipment [/whispering]

 

[trustysteed]

what's funnay about this thread is those people at work trying to search for innuendo items at work without setting off the browsing filters

 

[trustysteed]

[whispering]
psssst yeah i know that, i'm just going along with the joke for a laugh. note that this time i've not criticised the size of anyone else's....equipment [/whispering]

i know you know, i'm just having a josh!

now, about the size of 'equipment', here's my woody: (poss NSFW)