A Public Apology

[MrHappyCyclist]

Dear Puncture Fairy,

I am sincerely sorry that I recently denied your existence in this post. I would like to blame Crankarm and Davidc for leading me, but I accept that I am an adult and able to make my own decisions. I was wrong to bring your competence into question by saying that I hadn't had a puncture in 4,000 miles on my Marathon tyres. I accept your punishment, and was very impressed with the way you managed to get that tiny, thin piece of steel wire to go right through the Kevlar layer in my tyre to pierce the inner tube. I promise I won't deny you again.

 

[musa]

 

[Ian Cooper]

The Puncture Fairy visited me a couple of weeks ago too. First puncture I'd had in at least a couple of years. I try to stay even tempered when she visits, because back in 1984-86 (in the days before Kevlar) she let me go 10,000 miles through Europe with only one flat tyre.

 

[Boris Bajic]

The puncture fairy is a drunk and a coke-head.

She has the morals of a snake and is no better than she ought to be.

Frankly, she doesn't impress me and doesn't frighten me either.

Puncture Fairy? Schmuncture Fairy!

 

[TheDoctor]

Had a visitation yesterday - Marathon tyres on the Brompton, and I heard it go.
Haven't summoned up the courage to fix it yet...

 

[Miquel In De Rain]

I had two p*nct*res in Thailand last October but have been lucky here.None till tomorrow

 

[Ian Cooper]

The puncture fairy is a drunk and a coke-head.

She has the morals of a snake and is no better than she ought to be.

Frankly, she doesn't impress me and doesn't frighten me either.

Puncture Fairy? Schmuncture Fairy!

You, Sir, are playing with fire!

 

[freewheelwilly]

My work think i'm having an affair with puncture fairy the ammount of times ive blamed her on a flat and being late into work

 

[fossyant]

 

[uphillstruggler]

oh dear

bad weekend ahead i feel

 

[cloggsy]

The puncture fairy is a drunk and a coke-head.

She has the morals of a snake and is no better than she ought to be.

Frankly, she doesn't impress me and doesn't frighten me either.

Puncture Fairy? Schmuncture Fairy!

Ptssssssssssssssssssss

 

[Melonfish]

Gah! Stop saying Puncture!

AAAH! I said Puncture!

AAAAGH! I said it again!!!!

*Runs