A Stuck Frog

[Accy cyclist]

[QUOTE 4726425, member: 9609"]any clever ideas how to get him out, I have hung a rag down there for him to climb up, but the daft sod just sits down there croaking away. My wifes been suggesting borrowing my mates JCB, but that would obviously be a bit OTT

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Toad in the hole?

 

[classic33]

Toad in the hole?

That's one for @PeteXXX...

 

[classic33]

Has anybody called the Cave Rescue peeps?

Just hope it doesn't croak whilst waiting.

 

[Beebo]

Dynamite?

 

[Milkfloat]

Dyson

 

[Drago]

You need to get the missus to climb in and kiss him.

He won't turn into a prince, but it'll give you something to laugh at.

 

[Yellow Saddle]

Perhaps Drago can help?

This is your second reference to cavemen and Drago. You have a knack for sneaking in insults, don't you? It is rather petulant. Stop it.

 

[stephec]

Dynamite?

This.

Lower the hose attachment thing until it's just above the frog.
Turn on.
Lift out frog.
Turn off.

Job's a good un.

 

[Yellow Saddle]

Suck him up with a vacuum cleaner set on super low.
Or, if he's related to the frog in the fable, fill the hole with cream. If he's hardworking and ambitious, he'll churn the cream into butter and walk out.

Having said that, I had a frog in a similar hole once. I removed it. Next night he was back, and again and a again.

 

[Beebo]

This is your second reference to cavemen and Drago. You have a knack for sneaking in insults, don't you? It is rather petulant. Stop it.

Not wishing to second guess reg, i think he was referimg to Dragos well published search and rescue skills.

 

[Drago]

Blimey, not me - cave rescue takes a whole morning of training to master!

 

[Yellow Saddle]

What are you bleating about? I've not mentioned cavemen.

Drago is part of a search and rescue team...

If that was your true intention, I apologise.

 

[Beebo]

Have you got a grabber, just don't squeeze too hard.

 

[Drago]

What diameter is the pipe? Would a 2 litre fizzy pop bottle fit down it?

 

[Cuchilo]

What diameter is the pipe? Would a 2 litre fizzy pop bottle fit down it?

It could probably do with something to eat as well .