glasgowcyclist
Charming but somewhat feckless
- Location
- Scotland
See, being a thicko, I'd have just sad they didn't have matches.
Matches? We ain’t got no matches. We don’t need no matches.
I don’t have to show you any stinkin’ matches!
A Sunday morning puzzle for you.
- Thread starter Dave7
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Matches? We ain’t got no matches. We don’t need no matches.
I don’t have to show you any stinkin’ matches!
ClichéGuevara
Legendary Member
- Location
- Kingston upon the River Hull
Harrumph, I'm not playing snap with you then.
If you like maths problems..
A cyclist, planning his next ride at the weekend and was keeping track of the weather at noon each day.
On the Monday and Tuesday, it was bright sunshine.
On the Wednesday it was pouring with rain.
On the Thursday and Friday it was bright sunshine again.
What is the probability of it being bright sunshine 36 hours later?
A cyclist, planning his next ride at the weekend and was keeping track of the weather at noon each day.
On the Monday and Tuesday, it was bright sunshine.
On the Wednesday it was pouring with rain.
On the Thursday and Friday it was bright sunshine again.
What is the probability of it being bright sunshine 36 hours later?
classic33
Leg End Member
Nil, on a night ride.
classic33
Leg End Member
A man lives on the tenth floor takes the lift down to the first floor every morning and goes to work. In the evening, when he comes back; on a rainy day, or if there are other people in the lift, he goes to his floor directly. Otherwise, he goes to the seventh floor and walks up three flights of stairs to his apartment.
Why does he do this?
Why does he do this?
Slick
Guru
Not sure the relevance of the rainy day but he suffers from dwarfism and can't reach the buttons?
It is getting late.
classic33
Leg End Member
Late, it's early yet!Not sure the relevance of the rainy day but he suffers from dwarfism and can't reach the buttons?
It is getting late.
On a rainy day, he would have his brolly.Not sure the relevance of the rainy day but he suffers from dwarfism and can't reach the buttons?
It is getting late.
Slick
Guru
32, 30, 28, 26, 24, 22, 20, 18, 16, 14, 12, 10, 8, 6, 4, 2 and finally 0, so 17. Although in my defence, it is early.
ClichéGuevara
Legendary Member
- Location
- Kingston upon the River Hull
Once.
mistyoptic
Vintage
- Location
- A parallel reality
Once
glasgowcyclist
Charming but somewhat feckless
- Location
- Scotland
I got the matchstick one!
Kempstonian
Has the memory of a goldfish
- Location
- Bedford
???? Really? I can't make that at all. How do you get that from this: 🙏🏻🔥☕ ?????
