A Thread for Random Thoughts ...

[longers]

What is it about flasks and the like that make tea taste funny?

 

[Red Light]

Why don't people install phones in their toilets?

 

[ColinJ]

(Okay, I saw this on RudeTube last night! )

Why is he washing his hands in a urinal?

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]View: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u6f9TyXNs6w[/media]

 

[Red Light]

(Okay, I saw this on RudeTube last night! )

Why is he washing his hands in a urinal?

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]View: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u6f9TyXNs6w[/media]

Used piss-poor soap too

 

[dan_bo]

So how DO you make a kitchen worktop follow a wavy wall?

 

[NormanD]

So how DO you make a kitchen worktop follow a wavy wall?

A marker and a small block of wood

 

[dan_bo]

Yes yes I've had it explained six times now but I won't believe it till I see it.

 

[Andy_R]

How do flasks keep hot things hot AND cold things cold without a switch?

 

[Thomk]

Why do mirrors seemingly reverse left and right but not top and bottom?

 

[dan_bo]

Bloody good random thought that.

 

[PaulSecteur]

If people know as "Terry" are really Terrence, are people known as "Barry" really Barrence?

 

[Deleted member 1258]

Why do I always end up in the slowest queue in the shop?

Why is Ken Dodd still performing at 84?

 

[Thomk]

If man was made in gods image what was god doing with a set of hairy balls?

 

[Norm]

Did you ever stop to think... and forget to start again?

 

[roadrash]

if bacon has been cured .... what was wrong with ???????