A Thread for Random Thoughts ...

[sdr gb]

Axle-grease.

Thank you. Now I know .

 

[Mr Phoebus]

Do butterflies remember life as a caterpillar?

 

[SavageHoutkop]

How come you can be over-whelmed and under-whelmed but not whelmed?

 

[Mr Phoebus]

WOW! A seven post. Seen plenty of twos and threes but never a sevener.

 

[007fair]

That's just the kind of fact I love.

on the same theme then... A spaceship traveling at 22000mph (roughly what voyager 1 or 2 travels at) would take more than 131,154 years to reach the nearest star

I know - more a fact than a random thought but one that keeps coming back to me randomly

 

[Fnaar]

Why are the people you work with called 'cow orkers'?
And how do you 'ork' a cow?

If you have a spare weekend and some axle grease, Daisy and I will be happy to show you

 

[ColinJ]

Why is mans laughter a criminal offence?

Indeed! And is it wise for someone with psychological problems to talk to Psycho the Rapist?

 

[Mr Phoebus]

If ignorance is bliss, why aren't more people happy?

 

[tyred]

Why is my boss such a stupid farker?

 

[Deleted member 1258]

Why does swearing at something thats not going to plan make you feel better?

 

[colly]

Pumps?
How did a pair of plimmies get called after devices used for shifting liquids?

 

[colly]

Hydrogen is flammable in the presence of oxygen. Explosive even.

So why when we have a fire do we chuck a load of oxygen and hydrogen on it to put it out?

Who came up with that storming idea?

 

[ianrauk]

Can you still buy plimsoles?

 

[Andy in Sig]

As time goes by I increasingly tend to the view that Hilary Clinton's father must have been Harold Wilson.

 

[swee'pea99]

My daughters have never had a spam fritter - and they almost certainly never will.