asterix
Comrade Member
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- Limoges or York
Having posted the word sh1t, correctly spelled, I have now been banned from this thread:
http://www.cyclechat.net/threads/should-words-like-be-allowed-on-cc.111020/
Fortunately, I had nothing further to add to it but I have learned my lesson and and will in future only refer to crap, ordure, excrement, pooh, merde, faeces whilst using this forum.
If anyone was offended by my use of the word sh1t, then I humbly apologise, although I would point out that sh1t happens.
http://www.cyclechat.net/threads/should-words-like-be-allowed-on-cc.111020/
You are currently banned from contributing to this thread.The ban is in effect until: 18 Sep 2012 at 19:00Reason given for this ban:
Intentionally using forum code to bypass the language filter.
Fortunately, I had nothing further to add to it but I have learned my lesson and and will in future only refer to crap, ordure, excrement, pooh, merde, faeces whilst using this forum.
If anyone was offended by my use of the word sh1t, then I humbly apologise, although I would point out that sh1t happens.
- Taoism: shoot happens.
- Confucianism: Confucius say, "shoot happens."
- Buddhism: If shoot happens, it isn't really shoot.
- Zen Buddhism: shoot is, and is not.
- Zen Buddhism #2: What is the sound of shoot happening?
- Hinduism: This shoot has happened before.
- Islam: If shoot happens, it is the will of Allah.
- Islam #2: If shoot happens, kill the person responsible.
- Islam #3: If shoot happens, blame Israel.
- Catholicism: If shoot happens, you deserve it.
- Protestantism: Let shoot happen to someone else.
- Presbyterian: This shoot was bound to happen.
- Episcopalian: It's not so bad if shoot happens, as long as you serve the right wine with it.
- Methodist: It's not so bad if shoot happens, as long as you serve grape juice with it.
- Congregationalist: shoot that happens to one person is just as good as shoot that happens to another.
- Unitarian: shoot that happens to one person is just as bad as shoot that happens to another.
- Lutheran: If shoot happens, don't talk about it.
- Fundamentalism: If shoot happens, you will go to hell, unless you are born again. (Amen!)
- Fundamentalism #2: If shoot happens to a televangelist, it's okay.
- Fundamentalism #3: shoot must be born again.
- Judaism: Why does this shoot always happen to us?
- Calvinism: shoot happens because you don't work.
- Seventh Day Adventism: No shoot shall happen on Saturday.
- Creationism: God made all shoot.
- Secular Humanism: shoot evolves.
- Christian Science: When shoot happens, don't call a doctor - pray!
- Christian Science #2: shoot happening is all in your mind.
- Unitarianism: Come let us reason together about this shoot.
- Quakers: Let us not fight over this shoot.
- Utopianism: This shoot does not stink.
- Darwinism: This shoot was once food.
- Capitalism: That's MY shoot.
- Communism: It's everybody's shoot.
- Feminism: Men are shoot.
- Chauvinism: We may be shoot, but you can't live without us...
- Commercialism: Let's package this shoot.
- Impressionism: From a distance, shoot looks like a garden.
- Idolism: Let's bronze this shoot.
- Existentialism: shoot doesn't happen; shoot IS.
- Existentialism #2: What is shoot, anyway?
- Stoicism: This shoot is good for me.
- Hedonism: There is nothing like a good shoot happening!
- Mormonism: God sent us this shoot.
- Mormonism #2: This shoot is going to happen again.
- Wiccan: An it harm none, let shoot happen.
- Scientology: If shoot happens, see "Dianetics", p.157.
- Jehovah's Witnesses: >Knock< >Knock< shoot happens.
- Jehovah's Witnesses #2: May we have a moment of your time to show you some of our shoot?
- Jehovah's Witnesses #3: shoot has been prophesied and is imminent; only the righteous shall survive its happening.
- Moonies: Only really happy shoot happens.
- Hare Krishna: shoot happens, rama rama.
- Rastafarianism: Let's smoke this shoot!
- Zoroastrianism: shoot happens half on the time.
- Church of SubGenius: BoB shoots.
- Practical: Deal with shoot one day at a time.
- Agnostic: shoot might have happened; then again, maybe not.
- Agnostic #2: Did someone shoot?
- Agnostic #3: What is this shoot?
- Satanism: SNEPPAH TIHS.
- Atheism: What shoot?
- Atheism #2: I can't believe this shoot!
- Nihilism: No shoot.
- Narcisism: I am the shoot!
- And of course we must add...Alcoholics Anonymous: shoot happens-one day at a time!
