A work colleague who's just finished a 24 hour shift had her car broken in to....

[Pale Rider]

Corset will come to nothing. The perpetrators will get a conditional discharge.

Nah, it will be a suspender sentence.

 

[betty swollocks]

I hope they find the culprit soon and put him behind bras.

 

[The Jogger]

Police commented, they are the shortest skid marks they have ever had to measure......

 

[Glenn]

Where does she work, Commando school?

 

[EltonFrog]

They need to get some Undies Cover Orificers on the case.

 

[TheDoctor]

POIDH.
I have a lingerieing sense of doubt about this.

 

[stephec]

Have they caught the knickers yet?

I doubt they'll ever get to the bottom of it.

 

[Speicher]

Did they take her footwear as well? In which case, they need S.O.C.O.

 

[stephec]

Some of the replies on here are just pants.

 

[Brains]

It will be an Open and Shut case

 

[ayceejay]

Knicker nickers nicked

 

[marknotgeorge]

Wasn't me. I wouldn't have the y-frontery to steal out of someone's car...

 

[TissoT]

I think the knicker thief ...should be put behind bras

 

[cyberknight]

I think the knicker thief ...should be put behind bras

But they might demand an open prison where they can move freely ?

 

[Accy cyclist]

Have they caught the knickers yet?

Maybe the thieves are from France? Damn those French Nickers!