Abnormal amounts of...

[PaulSecteur]

Today seems to be the day for abnormal amounts of...

1- Dead and dying wasps
2- People walking round town with cling film over their new tattoos

 

[Piemaster]

I went for lunch in town today, the Yum! festival (Pies! Hot sauce!)
Saw a few (2) as well. Probably due to it being warm and everyone displaying more skin anyway instead of wearing jackets rather than a sudden rush to the local artists.
The tattooist should be telling them to keep a fresh tattoos covered up in the weeks until they are healed, then lots of sunblock afterwards.

 

[Accy cyclist]

Working outdoors as a glass cleansing technician i can vouch for the wasps but not only them there's also loads of spiders flies moths daddy longlegs etc as well!
Plenty of horrible tattoos on horrible looking females as well,though no new looking ones to be seen!

 

[Pro Tour Punditry]

I never knew you covered tattoos in clingfilm.

 

[ufkacbln]

OT...


I remember friends of ours telling us the story of their daughter.


Apparently they came home early one night to find their 16 year old daughter "entertaining" her boyfriend.

After he left, they decided it was time for a Mother - Daughter chat to reinforce the message of "Safe Sex" and contraception

The biggest problem was keeping a straight face when daughter looked mother straight in the eye and said

"We are not that stupid Mother, we used cling film!"

 

[numbnuts]

Just reminded me I'm running out of cling film