About Half an Hour Ago...

[Aperitif]

...I took delivery of a Huge Box. The delivery bloke said 'Right mate I need a hand with this 'cos it's too big to carry on me own!'

I descended (on foot) and signed for the large box.
In requisite argot I let slip "S'owrite mate, ahcanandle this..." (Oh - OK guv!)

A huge weightless package is in residence, and I haven't looked inside because I am a bit busy...

 

[ChrisKH]

Open it!

Don't keep us in suspenders.

 

[threebikesmcginty]

Shlurp - did it come from the Planet X?

 

[ttcycle]

pointless without pics Teef!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[benborp]

The last time I had a similar box I had to be careful it didn't blow away. It took me about two hours to cross London with it. When I took the contents out I was able to make my way back across London in twenty minutes.

 

[ttcycle]

get ya priorities straight man!!! Too busy to open the box and fettle with bike but not too busy to post on here to tell us about it!! honestly...

 

[threebikesmcginty]

As if he didn't shred it open immediately...

 

[Aperitif]

This!
Such a flippin' nuisance.
I'm thinking of returning it unopened - such a misuse of valuable natural resources (That's enough P&L - Ed.)

 

[Aperitif]

pointless without pics Teef!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Aren't we all?

 

[ttcycle]

the bike teef, the BIKE!!!!!!!! Seen enough of the box already or are you trying to win an award for longest drawn out post of 2010?

 

[SavageHoutkop]

One of these perhaps?

 

[ttcycle]

this is more like Teef's new bike

 

[beanzontoast]

Are there instructions for opening the box, and are you busy reading them?

 

[Aperitif]

the bike teef, the BIKE!!!!!!!! Seen enough of the box already or are you trying to win an award for longest drawn out post of 2010?

No. If you read any of my illiterate ramblings throughout the year, a) you must be nuts and I honestly haven't had time to open it.
I am a weakling when it comes to opening strong cardboard. Should I leave it in the rain overnight to soften it up?

I'll be back in a minute.

 

[ttcycle]

by the time I cycle up to your end of town and open the box I will have made off with your new purchase - you snooze you lose...