Acronymous cyclists

[Ian H]

A female friend took (not entirely serious) exception to a positive description of MAMILS regarding the health benefits of cycling.

I couldn't help in conjuring a suitable feminine acronym, but I did come up with one for those of us who, although male, are a little long-in-the-tooth for the 'middle-aged' bit.

I give you PENsioners In Spandex.

 

[classic33]

Senior Lady In Pedal Pushers

 

[bruce1530]

My colleague refers to himself as a VOMIT

(Very Old Man In Tights)

 

[alicat]

Oh, I thought this was a thread about acrimonious cyclists.

Shuffles off in disappointment.

 

[Ming the Merciless]

Old Women in Lycra known as OWLs

 

[Andy_R]

Old Women in Lycra known as OWLs

Calling @Speicher

 

[colly]

MOBIL

Moderately Old Broad In Lycra.

 

[colly]

WOACAIL

Much more PC but somehow it doesn't really slip off the tongue.

Women Of A Certain Age In Lycra.

 

[colly]

I'm happy being a OTIL

 

[Stig-OT-Dump]

Maiden In Lycra, Funnily
It is that one already taken?

 

[classic33]

Maiden In Lycra, Funnily
It is that one already taken?

Middle Aged Maiden In Lycra

 

[Drago]

Pensioners On Old Pedersen - POOP.

Aged Riders on Stolen Elswicks - ARSE.

Elderly Riders Enjoying Cycling Today - ERECT.

Fortysomething Layabouts And Cycling Clothing Including Dungarees - FLACCID.

 

[snorri]

Pensioners On Old Pedersen - POOP.
Aged Riders on Stolen Elswicks - ARSE.
Elderly Riders Enjoying Cycling Today - ERECT.
Fortysomething Layabouts And Cycling Clothing Including Dungarees - FLACCID.

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