Admit your ignorance - things you've only just realised/learned

[raleighnut]

Always reminds me of that old joke,

Little Johnny has some new shoes that have L on one and R on the other so he asks his teacher (the cleverest person he knows) why ?
"Well L is for left and is on your left shoe, and R is for right and is on your right shoe" she tells him. He thinks about that for a few seconds then says "So that's why my sisters knicker have a C&A label in them"

 

[Dave7]

Not sure if I mentioned on another thread but for some months I have had a Russian pen(email) friend.
A couple of things i have learned are.......
1. Whatsapp is not allowed in Russia as the WhatsApp owners won't meet with Russia's requirements.
2. Porn, even soft porn, has been banned and common porn sites have been closed down.
No WhatsApp and no porn.......no wonder they drink a lot

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

After having just done the scoreboards for the two news quizzes and having had to write out so many usernames for the first time ever, I now realise I have been mis - reading a few all these years! 😊😆

And no, I wont name names.

 

[postman]

Today two years after i bought it.My sun chair laid itself out flat,i had no idea it was a chair and flat out sun lounger.

 

[Dogtrousers]

Cicerone is pronounced chitcherony not sisserony. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cicerone

Odd because the Roman guy Cicero is pronounced sissero. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cicero

 

[Alex321]

Cicerone is pronounced chitcherony not sisserony. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cicerone

Odd because the Roman guy Cicero is pronounced sissero. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cicero

The second of those is the one which surprises me, I would have expected that to be Chichero, and that is howw I would have said it.