Advent calendar

[threebikesmcginty]

Anyway, back to teefs original intention (I think).

Nice bit of crumpet behind my door...

 

[Archie_tect]

Looks a bit doughy TBMcG... what you need is a Warburton's Special with butter and golden syrup!

 

[Baggy]

A nice pair of tits hanging off my fat balls:

 

[Aperitif]

My. you have a nice pair of tits Baggy. Award winning Door No: 1, I would go as far to say.

But it is not too late for someone to arrive 'home' and open their No:1. And remember. It is No:2s tomorrow.

 

[Maz]

I bet Baggy's seen a cockatoo in her time...

 

[Aperitif]

Maz! You big kid. Can't you wait until tomorrow to open your flap? Santa is not going to bring you that battery powered (what's that word I can't read..?) if you're not careful.

(Carry on being careless... )

 

[Maz]

Maz! You big kid. Can't you wait until tomorrow to open your flap? Santa is not going to bring you that battery powered (what's that word I can't read..?) if you're not careful.

(Carry on being careless... )

I did buy a Ramadhan advent calendar from Asda once. Had to wait until sunset to eat the choccy, though.

Whatever next, eh? Ramadhan Trees? Eid-ster Eggs?




*Rushes for notebook to write down money-spinning ideas*

 

[Aperitif]

I did buy a Ramadhan advent calendar from Asda once. Had to wait until sunset to eat the choccy, though.

Whatever next, eh? Ramadhan Trees? Eid-ster Eggs?




*Rushes for notebook to write down money-spinning ideas*

I bought those for my nephews - about three years or so ago. It was a huge laugh when my sis took one back to Morocco. Eid-erdowns would cover all eventualities Maz...and it might make you fitr like ahem...Crock's night time sport it seems. (Thanks Mrs Crock for doing as we asked and dragging him away from this forum. )

 

[Fnaar]

I just opened the flaps on Mrs F's one, having been told there was some kind of jelly bean in there, but i couldn't find it!

 

[threebikesmcginty]

Where's door number two then, looks this this chap's looking for trap two as well.

 

[Arch]

Door number 2 on my imaginary calendar reveals...

David Mitchell in a santa hat.

Or that might be what I dreamt about last night...

 

[Aperitif]

Behind my No:2 door is further wicky leaks

What have you got?

 

[Speicher]

I opened door No 2 today and found some Ures.

What's Ures? ... I hear you ask..

No

I see Advent Ures - two tickets for the skating rink

 

[Aperitif]

Lucky! I'm just on the slippery slope...

 

[biggs682]

not allowed to open till my daughter comes round on saturday