Air Con Unit

[tyred]

One of my earliest memories is being taken to a cafe for a birthday treat when I was about three. It was during an Indian Summer and very hot and I let go of my Donald Duck helium balloon which rose up and got destroyed in the ceiling fan which was above the table and I was extremely upset

I've have had a deep-seated suspicion of ceiling fans ever since

 

[Broadside]

Not sure why but I stood on a table in a Brick Lane curry house and got smacked in the head by a ceiling fan. But safer in the bedroom maybe ?

I think they install them to stop people standing on the tables!