Wankelschrauben
Guest
If I were to buy and mount an air horn, would I be legally allowed to use it?
After all they are no louder than car horns and a bell just isn't cutting it.
The uses would be so good, alerting people to my presence, altering people of my rage.
It could have come in quite handy this morning when I encountered "Mr. Beep beep get out the way, suddenly change lane without looking and then blame the passing traffic who happens to be a cyclist"
It would have been quite useful yesterday when Mrs "I will not pay attention when crossing the busy main road" decided to stand in the cycle lane talking on her phone whilst waiting to cross.
It would have been particularly useful on Monday morning to alert "Mrs I will change lane into you force you to turn left by crashing into you...now deny all knowledge of the incident" to my presence.
It would have been really, REALLY useful last Friday to return the favour to Mr (ACE Automated Garage Doors Van Man) "I will sit up your arse, drive into your rear wheel and beep the horn without pause whilst calling you all the names under sun until you move out my way in this non moving que of traffic so I can sit where you are for then next fifteen minutes occasionally getting out to hurl some more insults how this traffic jam is all the fault of a cyclist" .... the traffic jam was a car accident, a car had crashed into a traffic light taking out a major junction which caused a jam backing up for miles.
After all they are no louder than car horns and a bell just isn't cutting it.
The uses would be so good, alerting people to my presence, altering people of my rage.
It could have come in quite handy this morning when I encountered "Mr. Beep beep get out the way, suddenly change lane without looking and then blame the passing traffic who happens to be a cyclist"
It would have been quite useful yesterday when Mrs "I will not pay attention when crossing the busy main road" decided to stand in the cycle lane talking on her phone whilst waiting to cross.
It would have been particularly useful on Monday morning to alert "Mrs I will change lane into you force you to turn left by crashing into you...now deny all knowledge of the incident" to my presence.
It would have been really, REALLY useful last Friday to return the favour to Mr (ACE Automated Garage Doors Van Man) "I will sit up your arse, drive into your rear wheel and beep the horn without pause whilst calling you all the names under sun until you move out my way in this non moving que of traffic so I can sit where you are for then next fifteen minutes occasionally getting out to hurl some more insults how this traffic jam is all the fault of a cyclist" .... the traffic jam was a car accident, a car had crashed into a traffic light taking out a major junction which caused a jam backing up for miles.