Alien invasion not ruled out

matticus

Über Member
There is currently TOTAL SILENCE from HM Gov (and NATO) on the current risk levels of invasion. So we should be ready:

Keep flashlights with fresh batteries handy in useful places around the house (inc bathroom). Keep spare batteries accessable.
Keep candles and tea lights with lighters and matches accessable.
Don't let that big pile of laundry pile up.
If you have electric cooking, look at backup camping stove , esp ventilation for gas or alcohol fuels.
Keep some easy to prepare food handy.
If your freezer is not stacked to the gills, freeze some water. Minimize opening of freezer. Transfer ice to fridge when needed.
Keep an analogue wind up/ battery radio tuned to useful news channel.

Any other useful preparations?
 

HMS_Dave

Senior Member
Location
Midlands
Grenades, Dynamite, AK-47, Bazooka, Small fire arms, Trench around your house and a bunker. If the concrete on your bunker is less than 2 feet thick, you've buggered it up....
 

newfhouse

Regressive elitist lefty
Literally the worst time for an alien invasion is during a flu pandemic. Stay clear of the heat rays, give it a few days and they'll be wiped out.

Minds immeasurably superior to ours, pah!
But the chances of anything coming from Mars are a million to one...
 
There is currently TOTAL SILENCE from HM Gov (and NATO) on the current risk levels of invasion. So we should be ready:

Keep flashlights with fresh batteries handy in useful places around the house (inc bathroom). Keep spare batteries accessable.
Keep candles and tea lights with lighters and matches accessable.
Don't let that big pile of laundry pile up.
If you have electric cooking, look at backup camping stove , esp ventilation for gas or alcohol fuels.
Keep some easy to prepare food handy.
If your freezer is not stacked to the gills, freeze some water. Minimize opening of freezer. Transfer ice to fridge when needed.
Keep an analogue wind up/ battery radio tuned to useful news channel.

Any other useful preparations?
No you have misunderstood. On 31 Jan 20 article 50 enabled a different sort of independence.
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