Alien invasion not ruled out

[Paulus]

Moderators, can you please confine jokes to the joke thread. Some of us are trying to work...

was that a joke?

 

[classic33]

The Outer Space Act(1986), means it's down to the police to stop any invasion.

 

[Mr Celine]

And I bet they won't be able to throw you back fast enough after just a couple of hours.

That's an hour and fify-nine minutes more than he normally lasts. (According to Mrs @Drago .)

 

[mudsticks]

I expect that when the invasion comes the aliens will want to abduct me for sex experiments.















I can't wait.

 

[mudsticks]

You think it's bad now??

In twenty years time

The country will be being run

By people who were home schooled

By day drinkers

 

[marshmella]

Grenades, Dynamite, AK-47, Bazooka, Small fire arms, ..

Sounds like @Drago s usual kinda day

 

[HMS_Dave]

Sounds like @Drago s usual kinda day

It's what he eats for breakfast.

 

[slowmotion]

It's what he eats for breakfast.

Here he is, foraging for lunch.....

 

[Dirk]

Ray guns and tin foil sold out at Tesco’s. Damn those panic buyers.

Just seen on our Tesco car park......

 

[lane]

Could definitely do without the bloody aliens coming and buying up all our food at the moment.

 

[Baldy]

Here he is, foraging for lunch..... View attachment 512267

Front end of a claymore mine, thought they'd been banded. Horrible things.

 

[Kestevan]

The Outer Space Act(1986), means it's down to the police to stop any invasion.

Well Derbyshire plod will probably spring into action.... There will be a series of farcebook post....
"Travelled 1200 light years to probe Drago? NOT ESSENTIAL TRAVEL".
"Parked Your flying Saucer over the white house to unleash death ray? NOT ESSENTIAL TRAVEL"

That'll learn em.

 

[mustang1]

If I were to dig a trench around my house it would really annoy the neighbore's. I live in a trerrace.

Puh! Minor details. They will understand. Report back in 48 hours. We are all behind you.

 

[Ming the Merciless]

Just seen on our Tesco car park......

View attachment 512299

May the farce be with you.

 

[classic33]

Puh! Minor details. They will understand.
Report back in 48 hours. We are all behind you.

Will we be digging his trench as well?