Am I a bad person...?

[ComedyPilot]

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After a night spent at a mate's house a week or so ago, I got up the next morning to drive home. Heading west along this road I got to the railway crossing and it was down. I was first in line at the barrier, but about 6 cars ended up waiting to turn right out of Dunswell Rd to go in the same direction as me. At this point a bloke in a new model Ford Focus aggressively and quickly overtook all 6 cars, turned left out of that junction, and did a quick 3 point turn in the road to get behind me.

The barriers went up and I managed to let all 6 out in front of me without any bother. Matey boy followed me for 1/2 a mile flashing his lights and blowing his horn, before overtaking me at speed in the 30 zone (I was doing smack on 30) and then after about 200m he pulled into a driveway..........

I think he was on his way to cure cancer or something, hope I didn't hold him up for too long.....

 

[TVC]

Always fun to wind up a nobber, well done you

 

[PaulB]

I didn't read the story at first, just saw 'Yorkshire' and my default mode switched on my automatic 'yes, of course you are' setting. Then I read the story and my default was over-defaulted and I found myself cheering and thinking, 'I bet Mr. Ford Focus was even more of a Yorkshireman so deserved what he got. You should have taken a note of his address and the next time you had a surplus of faecal matter, you could have donated them to him by posting them through his letterbox.

 

[Paulus]

No, of course you're not a bad person. The driver was a nob head. He deserved much more.

 

[EltonFrog]

Made me smile that story, it's the sort of thing I'd do.

 

[Nigel-YZ1]

It's nice to be nice.

...and if it winds up some selfish tosser it's even better

 

[Maz]

I know that road well. I used to live near Cottingham rd.

 

[fossyant]

Well done !

 

[classic33]

I didn't read the story at first, just saw 'Yorkshire' and my default mode switched on my automatic 'yes, of course you are' setting. Then I read the story and my default was over-defaulted and I found myself cheering and thinking, 'I bet Mr. Ford Focus was even more of a Yorkshireman so deserved what he got. You should have taken a note of his address and the next time you had a surplus of faecal matter, you could have donated them to him by posting them through his letterbox.

How can you be more of a Yorkshire man than a Yorkshire man? I am assuming that CP was actually born in Yorkshire for this question.

 

[ComedyPilot]

A 'real' Yorkshireman wouldn't drive a car - he'd be too tight to pay for the fuel etc

 

[PaulB]

There are grade

How can you be more of a Yorkshire man than a Yorkshire man? I am assuming that CP was actually born in Yorkshire for this question.

There's grades. Gradations of degradation, if you will.

 

[classic33]

There are grade
There's grades. Gradations of degradation, if you will.

There's only two grades. True Yorkshire & wanabe Yorkshire.
Remember, Yorkshire is the White Rose County, pure & clean. Not like Lancashire, Red Rose County.

 

[PaulB]

There's only two grades. True Yorkshire & wanabe Yorkshire.
Remember, Yorkshire is the White Rose County, pure & clean. Not like Lancashire, Red Rose County.

Whoooo!

 

[classic33]

Whoooo!

I told you Yorkshire is White Rose(pure & clean), not the Black Country.

 

[smokeysmoo]

There's only two grades. True Yorkshire & wanabe Yorkshire.
Remember, Yorkshire is the White Rose County, pure & clean. Not like Lancashire, Red Rose County.

Oi, we've beaten you once matey, and we'll do it again if we need to. Pipe down