Am I a complete bastard?

Am I a bastard

  • Yes - you are a bastard

    Votes: 1 100.0%
  • Yes - you are a complete and utter bastard

    Votes: 1 100.0%

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Rhys_Po

New Member
Ok - after getting a battering playing out-of-season rugby as part of a mate's stag last weekend, I decided to use yesterday's commute as a 'recovery' ride to get rid of the stiffness (i.e. leisurely, not pushing myself at all).

Towards the end, just before a long uphill drag, I overtook a couple on what appeared to be brand new his-and-hers cycle-to-work Boardman road bikes.

Anyways, from the look the bloke gave me (as if I'd threatened his masculinity by having the temerity to overtake him on HIS ride), I could tell he was one of these ultra-competitive types.

About 1/4 of the way up the hill as it swung to the right, I noticed that the bloke had left his Gf/Wife in his slipstream and decided to give chase (i.e. "It's only my Mrs that's holding me back, smartarse").

I'm not normally into this scalping lark (will quite happily accept the fact that a lot of riders are simply faster than me), but this is where a bit of mischief kicked in. I thought it quite amusing at this point to gradually increase my pace so that he always remained roughly the the same 20 metres behind.

Cue the sound of the bloke running through the gears like they were going out of fashion.

In fairness, given the look of absolute red-faced determination on his face I thought he could probably do with a bit of a boost, so I then gradually slowed down again ..... until he'd got to within 5 metres and then shot off.

I can only imagine the phrases that would have been going through his mind at that point. ;)
 
LOL
 

eldudino

Bike Fluffer
Location
Stirling
That gave me a great image of the bloke trying to impress his wife while she thought the same as you.... what a plonker!
 

ianrauk

Tattooed Beat Messiah
Location
Rides Ti2
lol, very funny.
That reminds me of a time that I was cycling home into a headwind, I tucked up behind a fellow commuter as he was battling along, after a couple of miles I shouted to him that I'll take the front, he gave a gasped 'Cheers', so off I went.. after a bit I looked back and realised he was way behind & just couldn't keep up. He must have though I was a right bast...
 

Sh4rkyBloke

Jaffa Cake monster
Location
Manchester, UK
A heartwarming story. Bloke leaves his Wife to prove his masculinity by racing another male... loses gloriously and then gets an earbashing upon his return to said Wife. Classic!

Well done. ;):biggrin:
 

Andy 71

New Member
Location
Chelmsford
You did nothing wrong. If he decided to try and keep up with you, that's his lookout.

Also, a bit inconsiderate to leave his g/f behind.
 

ACS

Legendary Member
Sorry but to be the complete bar stewart I would have let him overtake, jump onto his back wheel, force the pace a bit making him do all the work up the hill and then glide away from him in the last 100 yards smiling and a 'thanks mate' before dissappearing into the distance laughing like a demon.
 

Bigtwin

New Member
I don't care what anyone here says, that was petty, tiny-minded, arrogant, vindictive, completely unnecessary and, frankly childish.


















Good one!
 
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