Am I gay?

[numbnuts]

I've never had a faggot

 

[Wigsie]

I doubt he could handle me....

I am sure he would love your a crack!

 

[snapper_37]

I've never had a faggot

SO you didn't get the numbnuts by having an elastic band wrapped tightly wrapped round them whilst listening to Bronski Beat and wearing nowt but your mother's bra?



You've never lived.

 

[snapper_37]

I doubt he could handle me....

Nah ... he's apparently used to handling stallions and such like.

 

[Sh4rkyBloke]

It's rumoured that Blazed once said he'd like to be hung like a horse... alas I've not been able to find instruction on disposing of nags in such a way, I mean surely your standard rope would break under the weight wouldn't it?

 

[Aperitif]

It's rumoured that Blazed once said he'd like to be hung like a horse... alas I've not been able to find instruction on disposing of nags in such a way, I mean surely your standard rope would break under the weight wouldn't it?

Most of his b*****ks has come-a-tumbling onto the pages of this forum so far...
Hung like a horse? Flap like a filly more like!



Blazed - pure class

 

[snapper_37]

It's rumoured that Blazed once said he'd like to be hung like a horse... alas I've not been able to find instruction on disposing of nags in such a way, I mean surely your standard rope would break under the weight wouldn't it?

Blaze has gone very quiet. Is his mouth stuffed with faggot and his hands tied with pink chiffon?

 

[Wigsie]

Blaze has gone very quiet. Is his mouth stuffed with faggot and his hands tied with pink chiffon?

My idea of heaven......

Wait! are we still talking about brains Faggots?

 

[snapper_37]

Wait! are we still talking about brains Faggots?

Brains Faggots aren't proper Faggots. There's hardly any meat in the box.

 

[accountantpete]

I just went from 700x28 to 700x23 michelin pro 3's to be exact and definitely notice a difference in speed. I cant comment on smaller tyres being less comfortable i am an 80 year old lady i dont let things like that affect me.

Wow- now we know!

 

[Wigsie]

Brains Faggots aren't proper Faggots. There's hardly any meat in the box.

Thats besides the point! I am from the South and its all we get down here!

 

[snapper_37]

Thats besides the point! I am from the South and its all we get down here!

Aww pop me a pm with your addy and I'll make sure something comes in your letter box That's what friends are for.

 

[Wigsie]

Aww pop me a pm with your addy and I'll make sure something comes in your letter box That's what friends are for.

Likewise!

 

[dellzeqq]

As a 7 year old I thought Brains Faggots were made with, well, brains, and that eating them would make you....brainier. Did anybody else delude themselves in this manner?

 

[PaulB]

As a 7 year old I thought Brains Faggots were made with, well, brains, and that eating them would make you....brainier. Did anybody else delude themselves in this manner?

And did you think eating cox's orange pippins would make any difference at all?