Am I gay?

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blazed

blazed

220lb+
Sh4rkyBloke said:
It's rumoured that Blazed once said he'd like to be hung like a horse... alas I've not been able to find instruction on disposing of nags in such a way, I mean surely your standard rope would break under the weight wouldn't it?

Yes i have a massive dong there is no doubt about that. I dont know where that rumour came from but i can confirm its truth. So could about 200 honies who have had the pleasure of being barebacked by the piranha.
 

4F

Active member of Helmets Are Sh*t Lobby
Location
Suffolk.
blazed said:
Yes i have a massive dong there is no doubt about that. I dont know where that rumour came from but i can confirm its truth. So could about 200 honies who have had the pleasure of being barebacked by the piranha.

Chased away all the goats ? ;)
 

ComedyPilot

Secret Lemonade Drinker
blazed said:
Yes i have a massive dong there is no doubt about that. I dont know where that rumour came from but i can confirm its truth. So could about 200 honies who have had the pleasure of being barebacked by the piranha.

So, not only are you daft enough to have unprotected sex with girls, but 200 of them are stupid enough to do the same? Is it any wonder the UK has a high rate of STD?

And if one of the '200' were to fall pregnant, are you going to be a good dad, or piss off and leave the state, with it's endless resources, to pick up the bill?
 

PaulB

Legendary Member
Location
Colne
ComedyPilot said:
So, not only are you daft enough to have unprotected sex with girls, but 200 of them are stupid enough to do the same? Is it any wonder the UK has a high rate of STD?

And if one of the '200' were to fall pregnant, are you going to be a good dad, or piss off and leave the state, with it's endless resources, to pick up the bill?

;) I don't know which is funnier; Blazed's Walter Mitty character or CP's "outraged of Tunbridge Wells"'s act!
 

asterix

Comrade Member
Location
Limoges or York
blazed said:
Yes i have a massive dong there is no doubt about that. I dont know where that rumour came from but i can confirm its truth. So could about 200 honies who have had the pleasure of being barebacked by the piranha.

I think you are simply denying your gayness (?the word can't possibly be gaeity, I'm sure).

You must listen to your body and come out with your head held high. (I'm not interested in the other bits you can hold high.)
 

PaulB

Legendary Member
Location
Colne
ComedyPilot said:
For once I am not trying to be funny, but sadly, I don't think blazed is either.

Ignore the bampot. He's not real but a character created by Keith Waterhouse.
 

Lisa21

Mooching.............
Location
North Wales
I am worried.;)

I am actually beginning to aclimatise to him.:biggrin:

He is slightly like our Joe, but without the likeability and sense of humour.:biggrin:

and a gorilla suit;)
 
Oh I don't know, after a patchy start, he's settling nicely and is starting to understand where all the right buttons to press are hidden. This and his hill climbing thread have been greeeeat entertainment.
 

Sh4rkyBloke

Jaffa Cake monster
Location
Manchester, UK
blazed said:
Yes i have a massive dong there is no doubt about that. I dont know where that rumour came from but i can confirm its truth. So could about 200 honies who have had the pleasure of being barebacked by the piranha.
Yes, of course you do... and clearly you know how to use it by yourself, your ailing eyesight is testament to that... my post said "wished he was hung like a horse"... see the pertanent word in there? That's right... "WISHED".

Never mind though.
 
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