Mad Doug Biker
Banned from every bar in the Galaxy
- Location
- Craggy Island
...with their big toe caught up the bath tap, and unable to call for help die a miserable wretched death, unable to call for help as they starve to death.Im married with three kids and enjoy the life.
No one forced me into married status and I wouldnt dream of trying to convert those who want to die single...
Covering someone's car with white emulsion? Had they cut you up or something?I love kids. To my mind its worth it for the little moments like this one earlier today... View attachment 100274
I love kids. To my mind its worth it for the little moments like this one earlier today... View attachment 100274
...with their big toe caught up the bath tap, and unable to call for help die a miserable wretched death, unable to call for help as they starve to death.
Seriously though, in a past life I was involved with older people (mainly men) who lived alone for various reasons and saw the mental and physical health problems it brought.
Well that`s cheered me up...with their big toe caught up the bath tap, and unable to call for help die a miserable wretched death, unable to call for help as they starve to death.
Seriously though, in a past life I was involved with older people (mainly men) who lived alone for various reasons and saw the mental and physical health problems it brought.
Well if you are nuts, then I must be completely barking mad ...[Am I nuts] For being single without kids at 38??
my brother had his first child yesterday, he's 40, for years he said he didn't want or need children, now my brother has done well for himself, seriously well could stop working tomorrow and still live very comfortable for the rest of his days but something last year changed his thinking, he had a realisation that we are deep down fundamentally no different from every other animal on the planet and are really only here to proliferate the human race, I think he must have had some sense of his immortality, who knows....
Rubbish. It's cake, cake, more cake and cycling to the cake shopPeople always ask
'What's the meaning of life?'
I'll tell you
Sex, SEX!!
Does this mean I still haven't fulfilled..... No, wait, that doesn't sound right.... Reproduction, REPRODUCTION is the meaning of life!!![]()
Rubbish. It's cake, cake, more cake and cycling to the cake shop![]()