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Davywalnuts

Davywalnuts

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Staines!
Am more worries about the pimps, under age'ers and the long flight!

Plus any stupid tattoos I get done!
 

Lisa21

Mooching.............
Location
North Wales
Is it somewhere in China that you can sell your tattoo and then once you die they remove it and turn it into a picture?

Im sure they do,and that would solve your dilemma-get a dodgy tatt, sell it and get your frame.

Full of good ideas today me:thumbsup:

As for your other 2 concerns, only go to grab a granny nights, and take a good book on the plane.

Pleasure to help:biggrin:
 
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Davywalnuts

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Wouldnt I have to be dead then?? lol!

Hahaha! I have enough of that in Staines anyhow! And a book?? am a bloke!! lol!

I appreciate it! :-)
 

Lisa21

Mooching.............
Location
North Wales
Davywalnuts said:
Wouldnt I have to be dead then?? lol!

Hahaha! I have enough of that in Staines anyhow! And a book?? am a bloke!! lol!

I appreciate it! :-)

No you wouldnt have to be dead...you sell your tatt while your alive and its only after you die that they remove it. Come to think of it tho I dont know of a time span between those so google it first please!!!!!:biggrin:

And blokes read books. Unless your a bloke, in which case substitute "book" for "porn mag":biggrin:x
 
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Davywalnuts

Davywalnuts

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So I pay for a tattoo, sell it and hope am not blown up or burnt in a fire or its damaged in a biking incident, so my loved ones can have a chunk of my flesh stretched on a picture frame... I mean really.. who would think of an idea like that.. And as for those people with all over tattoos!! Well, you wouldnt want to look at the body in the casket after its all been hacked off! It would be like a Dr. Gunther von Hagens exhibit...

Well... stuck with a porn mag in business class for 12 hours... i'ld think i'ld get the flight stright back! I'ld be too tired for Thailand....
 

Lisa21

Mooching.............
Location
North Wales
I might be wrong about it but im sure its true. Unless I watch too much telly;)

And you would only need one, that would make you enough money for your frame,and if you had it, say, on your bum it would be un-noticable once removed as youd be on your back anyway. So no prob there:thumbsup:

As for the porn mag/flight combo,if you did turn round after and come straight home it would save you money=saved money=frame.:biggrin:

Whichever way you look at it,jobs a goodun:biggrin:

Glad to have been of help,once again:thumbsup::biggrin:
 

Auntie Helen

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Davywalnuts said:
Well... stuck with a porn mag in business class for 12 hours... i'ld think i'ld get the flight stright back! I'ld be too tired for Thailand....
Aha, here's a possibility! Downgrade yourself from Business Class to Steerage and you'd probably have enough for the frame as well :biggrin:
 
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Davywalnuts

Davywalnuts

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Lisa21 said:
I might be wrong about it but im sure its true. Unless I watch too much telly;)

And you would only need one, that would make you enough money for your frame,and if you had it, say, on your bum it would be un-noticable once removed as youd be on your back anyway. So no prob there:thumbsup:

As for the porn mag/flight combo,if you did turn round after and come straight home it would save you money=saved money=frame.:biggrin:

Whichever way you look at it,jobs a goodun:biggrin:

Glad to have been of help,once again:thumbsup::biggrin:

Yikes... it all seems soo wrong!

Anyhow, whats the reward? hehehe!

Thanks!

Auntie H, its should be a free upgrade!:biggrin:
 

ChrisKH

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User1314 said:
Guess who?

"Met a girl, said she’s really going to blow my mind.
She says she don’t mean sex and I say alright.


Turns out she’s a bloke, tries to give me head.
I have to run out screaming to the street instead.

She’s just a wally hanging out on Pattaya beach.
I’m just a wally hanging out on Pattaya beach.

Singha beer don’t ask no questions, Singha beer don’t tell no lies."

Yes, I got married in Pattaya. There is a nice part though. On the beach at the Royal Cliff Beach Resort (Royal Wing) with five Buddhist monks for a blessing (there are meant to be nine though for some reason). The bars were fun. No tattoos.
 
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