Am I that sad..

[jez smith]

I am gutted all my cycling mates want to do is go training in Wales and I think the ladyboys in Wales may actualy be sheep

 

[Davywalnuts]

Yup, even this way fairs much worse....

http://www.googlefight.com/index.ph...ord2=lots+of+underage+ladyboys+in+a+mass+orgy

 

[Aperitif]

Davy.
My friend.
I have come to this thread too late.
I am shocked that you would even contemplate sitting on an S-Works Tarmac...unless you mean a Roubaix of course. (...those poor carbon weaves...)
If you want to be comfortable, I recommend Ideal Standard and a good set of castors, a cheap blitz in Tosser del Mar and a few cases of White Lightning for the long winter evenings.
Don't try to sell your body - no-one wants a "buy one get one free" offer...and besides, you'll get laryngitis from haggling all night.

Much better to be tucked in near the 'facilities' with Cycling + magazine and Radio 4...you know it makes sense for the 'middle aged youth' - the inner you.

 

[Davywalnuts]

Am sorry Ape, not a Roubaix... I am going to be changing soon to Look Keo's as am fed-up of wearing out these naff spd-sl's I use. I mean seriously, 3 sets in half a year!! And no cleat covers for the sl's, so Keo's it is, which am sure you use? Then again, I am using Shitmano and you are a Campag boy... Would you be seen alive on a shitmano? hehehe!

Hahahahaha! White Lightening... tasty! Oi, theres alot of me to love! LOL!!

That sound idealic... After all, I am in my 30's now!

 

[fossyant]

PS SL3 I hope.............

 

[Davywalnuts]

this one..

 

[fossyant]

V nice - frame it is.................

Might be different if you had family and stuff for a holiday.....but I'd get the bike kit...........

 

[Aperitif]

Make sure you get it in a 58 - 60cm Davy - you'll soon get tired carrying that frame around...Then I'll buy it off you for a 'song'. First thing I would do is fit some wheels - nice clicketty ones!

 

[Sittingduck]

Peach of a frame... tis a tough dilema to be in!
I'd probably go to Thailand now and save for the frame when you get back

 

[Dayvo]

Go to Thailand; do a fake insurance claim; and the holiday AND frame are yours!

 

[Fnaar]

...or maybe this type of frame will tempt you...

 

[Davywalnuts]

...or maybe this type of frame will tempt you...

Is it legal? ...........

 

[Dayvo]

Is that you, fnaar?

 

[Fnaar]

Oh no, I googled 'ladyboy' as you do, and got a picture of "Miss Thai Ladyboy 2006". Then I erased my browsing history.

 

[fossyant]

Oh no, I googled 'ladyboy' as you do, and got a picture of "Miss Thai Ladyboy 2006". Then I erased my browsing history.

Heh...Google Spesh Tarmac.... far more sensible...............