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Spinney

Bimbleur extraordinaire
Location
Back up north
Microwave ovens - the palaver I had getting a new one. I hate, with a passion, these horrid programmable things. I want one knob to turn for the power, and one for the timer. That's it. Clockwork technology. But almost all the ones that are big enough to fit our dinner plates in to warm them have all the bloody electronic press-this-stupid-beepy-button X zillion times to heat it for 5 minutes.

And cars. Some electronics are useful, but after bad experiences with electronic and remote door locks, I've got a car where you have to stick the key in the lock to open it. And as few bells and whistles as possible.

But I do like my garmin, and my kindle, and am really glad I can use a word processor for work and not a typewriter with carbon copies!
 

TheDoctor

Noble and true, with a heart of steel
Moderator
Location
The TerrorVortex
I despair of all the settings on my washing machine.
I need two programs, which, for the sake of argument, could be summed up thusly:-
1 Get red wine stains off this sheet / tablecloth / doormat even if it takes all day
2 I need this shirt and some undies in under half an hour.

The special program for denim can go and do one. As can the other twenty-odd!
 

winjim

Straddle the line, discord and rhyme
Digital clock radio for the bedroom. Two choices:
  1. Decent sound, horrible bright blue display that keeps you awake all night.
  2. Nice red LED display, horrible thin fuzzy sound.
Went for the crap sounding red one.
 
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User32269

Guest
This is one of the reasons I enjoy cycling. I don't use any technology, not even a basic bike speedo. It's my escape from constant conectivity.
I see the massive benefits of mobile phones and instant internet access, but it does feel like the technology now pervades every aspect of modern life.

I enjoy nature and the outdoors; can see no reason whatsoever why I would need a device to tell me my heart rate, or the temperature of my fridge at home, whilst I was balanced on Crib Goch? Marvelling at the wonder of Snowdonia, could guarantee that some knob would call me about ppi if I left the mobile on though.
 

slowmotion

Quite dreadful
Location
lost somewhere
I bought a sub-£100 camera about five years ago. It takes perfectly reasonable piccies on AUTO. I printed out the operating manual for it. It's 120 pages long.

If I wanted to be all creative, I wouldn't have bought a cheap camera FFS.

Is there no limit to the onward march of "Features"??
 

Milkfloat

An Peanut
Location
Midlands
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Man uses modern technology to moan about technology.
 
What would our folks would say regarding our moaning of technology.
I remember my mum having to humph bedding to the wash house at the end of the terrace to use the copper to boil the sheets.

She would have sold me I think (I was a pest) for the machine sat in my kitchen.
 

TVC

Guest
Digital clock radio for the bedroom. Two choices:
  1. Decent sound, horrible bright blue display that keeps you awake all night.
  2. Nice red LED display, horrible thin fuzzy sound.
Went for the crap sounding red one.
I use my old tablet, I can set multiple alarms and choose from any sound I want.

One of the best things I did was dumping the alarm clock with the permenant display. If I stirred during the night I would automatically look at it then wake myself up either thinking it was half an hour to the alarm and my brain would switch to daytime mode, or I would curse that it was the middle of the night and I can't sleep. These days I just roll over and go back to sleep without thinking about it, much better.
 
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