Amazon reviews of gentleman's hair removal cream

[TVC]

Click through to the reviews, not for the feint hearted.

http://www.amazon.co.uk/Veet-Men-Ha...NQBK/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1338744256&sr=8-1

 

[Dayvo]

Great quote: - (I am giving this product a 5 because despite the fact that I think my bollocks might fall off, they are now completely hairless.)

 

[MacB]

just had a quick look and the product description doesn't recommend it for use in the gential area.

Yet all the reviews seem to be about the pain and suffering using it in this way causes.

I'm not feeling much sympathy for any of those reviewers that are genuine

 

[Peteaud]

Read them before (cant remember where the link came from) but some of them had me in tears of laughter

 

[User269]

Which part of "Suitable for the back, chest, arms, legs and underarms only." was it they didn't understand?

 

[Monsieur Remings]

They should be in an anthology.

 

[User482]

The reviews aren't entirely serious. Anyway, if you liked those, try these reviews of methylated spirits:
http://www.amazon.co.uk/product-reviews/B002ATI4VG/ref=cm_cr_dp_see_all_btm?ie=UTF8&showViewpoints=1&sortBy=bySubmissionDateDescending

 

[Friz]

They're a buncha Jessies. No good result comes without a bit of suffering. Hell. It's why we cycle. Just grit yer teeth and suffer through it. We're better, stronger men for it.

In fact, Veet needs to make a Turbo'd version. A wee bit of Formic Acid just to get the juices flowing. (So to speak)

 

[Peteaud]

Rule No 5

 

[stowie]

The reviews aren't entirely serious. Anyway, if you liked those, try these reviews of methylated spirits:
http://www.amazon.co.uk/product-reviews/B002ATI4VG/ref=cm_cr_dp_see_all_btm?ie=UTF8&showViewpoints=1&sortBy=bySubmissionDateDescending

What I really like about one of the reviews is that it is self-referential to another load of comedy reviews for a Paul Ross boxed set picture (http://www.amazon.co.uk/product-reviews/B001N6W8U0). Quite wonderful stuff.

Edit - On the Paul Ross portrait review, I have to share this one :

Yesterday I was a bed ridden, drug addled alcoholic with no hope, no future.
Then I bought this.
Now I'm a bed ridden, drug addled alcoholic with no hope, no future, but with a 20" Canvas of Paul Ross.
You just never know what lies around the corner.