[QUOTE 3436335, member: 76"]Just get a pile of left over rubbish food, put it on a tray/dish and go to the party. Get MrsAud to ring the bell while you are faffing about at the car then turn around wave hi to the host and drop the tray of unedible crap in a comedic manner. Then scrabble around saying 'I can't believe I have just done that, it's all ruined' and scoop it into a bin bag, throw the bag in the car, swearing a bit, and your host will be gutted for you. Social faux pas avoided, no money wasted on food, everyone feels sorry for you....win win win
It also works with empty wine bottles that you fill with water at a bring a bottle party, you just have to drop it out of smelling range or add a dash of wine to make it smell winey.....apparantly
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Brilliant. pmsl