
I tried to drive over the Canada/US border with an orange on the dashboard
At the time, I felt like orange jump-suit fodder...You bastard!
Not sure why you'd chuckle. It's no different from the idiots who turn up at the airport late and and make a joke about having a bomb in their bags, and then wonder why that suddenly triggers a security alert.

And the next time anyone is in a busy place have a look at the names people give to their wifi hotspots. It's what people do!
http://www.smosh.com/smosh-pit/photos/crazy-funny-wifi-names