An open letter to female cyclists

[flake99please]

To the lady members of the cycling community....

Stay awesome, and apologies for any grief that some men may cause.

Yours sincerely
@flake99please

 

[Slick]

Ha ha, nice.

 

[fullcycle]

Here here

 

[Pat "5mph"]

Nae worries, I'll bring my Joe Blow to PoP Embra* though, just in case I feel like hurling it at you
*reference to Edinburgh's Pedal on Parliament ride.

 

[winjim]

Not all women.

 

[User32269]

Girls can't ride with no hands.

 

[slowmotion]

Girls can't ride with no hands.

Yeah, it's pitiful really.

View: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WgF_j1FPxhk

 

[deptfordmarmoset]

Yeah, it's pitiful really.
[media]
]View: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WgF_j1FPxhk[/media]

She can't even make up her mind how you're supposed to ride a bike!

 

[winjim]

Yeah, it's pitiful really.
[media]
]View: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WgF_j1FPxhk[/media]

Obviously finds gears a bit too complicated so she has to ride fixed, bless her.

 

[Slick]

Yeah, it's pitiful really.
[media]
]View: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WgF_j1FPxhk[/media]

No male would even attempt that. Can you imagine how many cracks on the hawmaws you would need to endure to master that.

 

[User32269]

[QUOTE 4755910, member: 76"]So is this aimed at the female members of the lady members? Or are you just so scared at getting gender terms wrong you are trying to cover all your bases? I would if I were you, because you will be hung out to dry by some of the birds on here if you get the terminology wrong in relation to their womanliness, and then you will get no likes but all the responses to your post will get thirty dozen likes

Sorry girls[/QUOTE]
You are either a crap troll, or Paul Whitehouse trying out a new Fast Show character.

 

[RedRider]

Yeah, it's pitiful really.
[media]
]View: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WgF_j1FPxhk[/media]

For her own good someone ought to mention foot retention.

 

[classic33]

Yeah, it's pitiful really.
[media]
]View: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WgF_j1FPxhk[/media]

Haven't we seen a similar handlebar setup being posted elsewhere on here?

 

[slowmotion]

Haven't we seen a similar handlebar setup being posted elsewhere on here?
View attachment 346670

Did Halfords set up those handlebars?

 

[classic33]

No male would even attempt that. Can you imagine how many cracks on the hawmaws you would need to endure to master that.