Truthful answers:
a) I don't wear/own a 'coat'
b) Best cycling waterproof (which is not used for cycling) gets hung up till dry, and then put away till next needed.
c) Cycling waterproof #2 (only used for night riding) gets hung up till dry, and then put away till next needed.
d) Cycling waterproof #3 (only used for dog walking) gets hung up till dry, and then put away till next needed.
e) Dog walking fleece gets put over the back of the big chair in the back room til tomorrow.
f) Work fleece gets hung over door of wardrobe, til tomorrow.
g) Hill-walking fleece gets dried and put away in 'outdoor stuff' wardrobe.

See? Life is never that simple that 'I stick my coat on a hook' is still a valid question in this modern, go-getting world of excitement.