Andy Murray....

[rich p]

....is on court in the US Open against Bjorkman. Can anyone remind me, is he British or Scottish?

 

[QuickDraw]

British till he loses.

 

[QuickDraw]

Is that the sort of answer you were looking for?

Did he not come out and say he wanted England to get beat at the World Cup last year and then have to retract it cos of sponsors and stuff? If so he's definitely Scottish, well I suppose that just makes him not English.

 

[Mr Phoebus]

The three saddest words in tennis...."come on Tim"

 

[stevenb]

The three saddest words in tennis...."come on Tim"

lmao

Murray is way better than Chickenman....anyday.

 

[rich p]

The three saddest words in tennis...."come on Tim"

I'm sure I saw a gay porn film once called that

 

[domtyler]

I'm sure I saw a gay porn film once called that

So how often do you watch gay porn then?

 

[stevenb]

lmao....I was going to ask myself.......

 

[Dayvo]

Björkman's Swedish!

 

[rich p]

So how often do you watch gay porn then?

I lied for comic effect - honest!!

(apart from the odd lesbo one obviously)

 

[Mr Phoebus]

I lied for comic effect - honest!!

Have you got a saddle fitted on that avatar picture?

 

[rich p]

I keep the seat post well lubricated if it's any of your business

 

[Mr Phoebus]

I keep the seat post well lubricated if it's any of your business

Fair play to ya! Just mind the potholes.

 

[stevenb]

This thread is starting to remind me of that 'South Park' episode where they made that one wheeled bike you sit in with a thing up your **** and another in your mouth.

 

[yorkshiregoth]

I think Andy Murray wears a scottish flag on his wristband, and when he also said that he would support whoever England is playing against, then I hope he loses