Ha! Brilliant! I've twice taken out a pigeon on my commute. I'm afraid I hate the things and stubbornly and stupidly try not to break for them... at least I used to. I now do brake for them as one got stuck in the spokes of my front wheel, span up and round and exploded against the front forks. Luckily there isn't seem to be a lot of resistance in a pigeon, so it didn't damage the bike or take me off, it just gave me a big sock, a big wobble, and a lot of time picking feathers out of my bike and kit later.
The second time I actually had to slap one away from my face as I didn't take off too fast.
Having seen that video, I know fear reprisal attacks!