Annoying Adverts

[twentysix by twentyfive]

Shake and Vac

You throw all this muck around and then Vac it up and chuck it. And people go for this

 

[thegrumpybiker]

All bed adverts are driving me potty. They never have any sheets on them!

Haha! I've noticed that too!

The advert I break my neck to turn the sound off for are those ones for Boots.
That f*cking "Here come the girls" song drives me up the wall.

 

[postman]

On cable telly .There are more commercials than progs.
It's crap .

 

[trekkie]

+1 for shelia's wheels and go compare.

 

[Rhythm Thief]

Actually, I don't recognise most of the adverts quoted in this thread. Since they put the F1 on the BBC I don't think I've watched a programme defaced by adverts.

 

[Greedo]

that new navy recruitment ad. Caught that a couple of times. F*CKING HATE IT!!!!!!!!

Your born, you cry, you grow........................

Blah blah blah!!!

 

[Manonabike]

+1 for go compare

don't just book it, thomas cook it with jamie rednap

cash my gold, buy your phone, buy your house, buy your car....etc

+1 for buy 2 get 1 free windows

Most of the advertising is poor with little creativity and yet companies pay crazy money for them..... what kind of company representative can give the thumps up and pay for them?

 

[XmisterIS]

BANG! AND THE DIRT IS GONE!!!!

Does he really have to shout that loudly??!!

 

[rh100]

TMOBILE - and the dimwit who 'texts' everyone to form a band or something - then the bird who says into the phone 'listen to this' then wails something then asks 'how was that?' - not surprised we don't hear the answer. what a bunch of numpties.

 

[Over The Hill]

The adverts for various live bacteria to eat that seem to try to convince me that I will be ill without it.


On the plus side- Creame Egg ads are great this year! Make me laugh. Champagne cork one is best.

 

[Over The Hill]

BANG! AND THE DIRT IS GONE!!!!

Does he really have to shout that loudly??!!

And suddenly a damp cloth is not enough to get some goo off a kitchen worktop!

 

[slowmotion]

And suddenly a damp cloth is not enough to get some goo off a kitchen worktop!

OTH, you are entirely mistaken. Green Hairy cartoon characters jump about in a sinister fashion in all kinds of hidden crevices at the place you share with your "loved ones". Only by spending money on expensive products , whose main ingredient is water, can you protect them from these ghastly "germs". You owe this to your family to protect them from the prospect of imminent death. To deny this is irresponsible.

 

[Rhythm Thief]

BANG! AND THE DIRT IS GONE!!!!

It may be some comfort to you to know that because of this catchphrase a violent bowel movement (such as that resulting from an extended session on real ale or a hot curry) is now known in some circles as a "Barry Scott".

 

[thegrumpybiker]

It may be some comfort to you to know that because of this catchphrase a violent bowel movement (such as that resulting from an extended session on real ale or a hot curry) is now known in some circles as a "Barry Scott".

You're a regular Viz reader aren't you?

 

[ASC1951]

any "we'll buy your house and rent it back to you" ads

Have you made that up, Greedo? Those aren't allowed on free to view channels.

The ones that get me are those for women's cosmetics, usually L'Oreal with its ridiculous made up constituents - Pro-Ceramide A, ffs - and little footnotes that say 'tested on 7 women'. Are their customers really that stupid?

Or the cat food one where you only need 10 pouches to provide the same volume of food as a dozen tins - well you would, if the pouches are dehydrated!

Alright, so I'm in a lot...