Another bad joke thread…

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Little boy says to his dad...'Where's poo come from daddy?'

Dad carefully explains..'we all eat stuff, things happen in your tummy, then it comes out of your bottom as poo'


'Wow' ...said the little boy...'where's Tigger come from then ?'

 

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I found a DVD on the way home, entitled 'Bald and barely legal'
Chuffed with my find, i slid the DVD in the player when i got home, settled down, ready to 'bash one out'

Imagine my dissapointment when it turned out to be a Department of Transport video about tyre tread depths

 

[Stephenite]

Just got 3D TV! Bloody hell it's good. Fell asleep during the Liverpool game and when i woke up my wallet had gone.