Another killer bug

[rich p]

I've escaped death by killer bug yet again. Long term readers will remember me narrowly avoiding a terrible fate from the clutches of a Southern Bush Cricket and some other hideous creepy crawly prior to that. All lethal whatever @theclaud says.
Look away now unless you're made of stern stuff.

 

[nickyboy]

He looks to be a friendly little fellow. Have you given him a name yet?

 

[rich p]

He looks to be a friendly little fellow. Have you given him a name yet?

Yes, blood sucking assassin bug. Not snappy, I'll grant you...

 

[Accy cyclist]

It looks like an earwig,though it's not on an ear,so it might not be.

 

[theclaud]

Looks like an ichneumon of some kind. They are parasitic, so if it's female it has probably already laid its eggs in what passes for your brain. You big jessie.

 

[welsh dragon]

Maybe its a killer wood wasp. Nasty blighters. Be careful it doesn't grab you by the throat.

 

[nickyboy]

Looks like an ichneumon of some kind. They are parasitic, so if it's female it has probably already laid its eggs in what passes for your brain. You big jessie.

Will Rich end up like Jeff Goldblum in the Fly?

Regurgitating on sugar, clinging to the ceiling...that sort of thing (assuming he doesn't do this already)

 

[Salty seadog]

Will Rich end up like Jeff Goldblum in the Fly?

Regurgitating on sugar, clinging to the ceiling...that sort of thing (assuming he doesn't do this already)

....keeping his old chap in the bathroom cabinet.

 

[rich p]

Looks like an ichneumon of some kind. They are parasitic, so if it's female it has probably already laid its eggs in what passes for your brain. You big jessie.

Further research seems to prove you right.
Coelichneumon deliratorius
Not known to have killed humans yet but I'm taking no chances.

 

[theclaud]

Further research seems to prove you right.

A tediously foreseeable outcome.

 

[Welsh wheels]

Looks like a Coleoptera membrum genitale. Watch out, those nasty critters go for your down below areas.

 

[threebikesmcginty]

What's that green shīt in the first photo?

 

[summerdays]

What's that green shīt in the first photo?

Stacked plastic chairs? Probably more lethal!

 

[mustang1]

Get out the Bunsen burner

 

[rich p]

What's that green shīt in the first photo?

Recycling bin as this is ReCycleChat...