Another wing mirror causes offence.

[screenman]

One of the problems with garages (apart from them being full of bikes) is that they are too small. Cars keep getting bigger but garages are the same size they were in the 1960's.

Mines not.

 

[Pro Tour Punditry]

No, I'm suggesting there are some fundamental problems with the single force, predominantly at Bilston Glen.

This is what you wrote

...you start to realise why people don't report the so called low level stuff. Nobody would know this better than an ex officer.

You did not write "there are fundamental problems"

 

[Slick]

Okay.

 

[Levo-Lon]

E're @Brandane .
We had a spate of a nobbers pulling all the wheelie bins over..
The other night about 12.30 we here him..crash crash as the bins go over...the wife leapt out of bed and shouted at him behind the window..he stopped dead and then ran........i then said to the Mrs You do know your Naked!!! Poor fecker..i felt sorry for him..old bill should get him at the counciling session.. but yes mirror kickers are @#$#s

 

[Brandane]

but cars really shouldn't be on pavements

I don't think the OP was parked on the pavement

parking on path or not does not deter knobbers

Just to clarify - it was parked wholly on the public road, not on the footpath.
Parking spaces are plentiful at night, but at a premium during the day due to the number of visitors seaside towns tend to attract.
Managed to salvage the mirror with another bodge repair, so no expense incurred and another reason for not bothering to report it.