Anti-Bucket List

[PeteXXX]

I'll never go caving again..
OK when I was younger, but I think I'd bring on claustrophobia now!
😳

 

[Sharky]

I'll never go out on the bike if it's colder than 4 degrees and possibility of black ice.

 

[ColinJ]

• Do paid work for someone else.
• Smoke
• For a laugh, ride my bike down a city street, no-handed, with eyes shut... (Yes - a large intake of alcohol was involved!)
• For a laugh, tell a giant man that he was the biggest, ugliest, scariest person that I had ever seen. I am 6' 1" tall but the top of my head did not reach up to his chin... (Yes - a large intake of alcohol was involved!)
• For a laugh, try to exit a car doing 30 mph... (Yes - a large intake of alcohol was involved!)
• For a laugh, hang upside down from a handrail over a big drop to an underground car park... (Yes - a large intake of alcohol was involved!)
• Er... Drink alcohol!!!
• Eat meat
• Get involved with wild women!

 

[classic33]

Parachute jump.

 

[Regular.Cyclist]

I’ll never go back to Marrakesh. Just missed being in the middle of a bombing in Jemaa el-Fna the last time I was there.

 

[Drago]

Get married.

Work for someone else.

Trust a fart.

 

[Gunk]

Bungee Jump
Clubing In Ibiza
Getting a tattoo
Going to a musical in London
Attending a Christian festival
Joining the Conservative party
Swimming with dolphins

 

[Gunk]

Do paid work for someone else.

depends how much they pay and what the job is

 

[Bollo]

Paintballing.

 

[ColinJ]

depends how much they pay and what the job is

Nobody would offer me enough money to do something that I could actually do, and would want to do!

If someone offered me free first class rail travel and £250 to go to London for the day to take a photo of the Houses of Parliament, I would turn it down. Yes, if they offered me £25,000 (and they paid me in advance!) I would do it.

Organise a Yorkshire forum ride for cash...? Apart from the legal implications (risk assessments, insurance, etc.), why not!

 

[Once a Wheeler]

Eat vast quantities of sauerkraut and sausage on an empty stomach.

 

[All uphill]

Stand up for "God save that Chap"

Buy a new car.

Do paid work.

Ignore racist/homophobic/sexist jokes.

 

[lazybloke]

I'd like to give up Christmas.

I'd settle for toning it down about 90%.

Edit: Switch off the christmas playlist!

 

[raleighnut]

When someone says "here neck this in one" it was genuine Absinthe, I couldn't speak for 5 minutes, Now I've drank it since but by sipping a bit it is really nice but a big double shot at one go.

 

[Gunk]

If someone offered me free first class rail travel and £250 to go to London for the day to take a photo of the Houses of Parliament, I would turn it down.

sounds quite appealing, I’d probably do that unpaid