Anti-Sports Personality of the Year

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Can soccer/football managers be nominated? The chap who manages Arsenal needs glasses more than the refs as he "never sees" his team commit wrongdoing, but is always dead certain when his team are wronged. And the Chelsea bloke moaning about the 'ballboys/girls' last week - that deserves a 'Special Personality to Inspire' award.

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[Bollo]

Can soccer/football managers be nominated? The chap who manages Arsenal needs glasses more than the refs as he "never sees" his team commit wrongdoing, but is always dead certain when his team are wronged. And the Chelsea bloke moaning about the 'ballboys/girls' last week - that deserves a 'Special Personality to Inspire' award.

We certainly need to do something about the declining standard of hooliganism in our national game. I think this fan deserves the "unsung hero" award.

http://www.theguardian.com/football...ur-grapes-wine-thrown-manchester-united-bench

 

[Aperitif]

Couldn't have been French wine...that's the manager's reserve.

 

[Berk on a Bike]

Dave Whelan

 

[Aperitif]

Dave Whelan

joint award with Mario Ball O'Telli for 'Progressive Use of Media' Must be loads of soccer players and Pietersens of this world who will be neck and neck for this one...Hey! Maybe there could be a whole team award...Manager Malky McKay, with Whelan as his Chairman, Rio Ferdinand, Ballotellivision, that person from Sheffield Wed/Utd? who just got out of jail, John Terry, Steven Gerard, The Mad Biter bloke from Liverpool, and probably many others to make up a team...well, more than a team "Squad erat demonstrandum"

 

[AndyRM]

joint award with Mario Ball O'Telli for 'Progressive Use of Media' Must be loads of soccer players and Pietersens of this world who will be neck and neck for this one...Hey! Maybe there could be a whole team award...Manager Malky McKay, with Whelan as his Chairman, Rio Ferdinand, Ballotellivision, that person from Sheffield Wed/Utd? who just got out of jail, John Terry, Steven Gerard, The Mad Biter bloke from Liverpool, and probably many others to make up a team...well, more than a team "Squad erat demonstrandum"

McCormick

Cole
Ferdinand
Terry
Criscito

Diouf
Gerrard
Suarez

Tevez
Evans
Balotelli

 

[Aperitif]

Ah - an expert, thanks Andy. I know nothing about soccer...it complements my general lack of erudition.

 

[AndyRM]

Ah - an expert, thanks Andy. I know nothing about soccer...it complements my general lack of erudition.

6 out of the starting B*stard XI is pretty good going I'd say.

 

[Berk on a Bike]

What did Gerrard do to make that list?

 

[AndyRM]

What did Gerrard do to make that list?

Twatted a chap in a bar and hit a kid with his Bentley.

 

[Berk on a Bike]

Twatted a chap in a bar and hit a kid with his Bentley.

And I thought it was just 2014 twattishness.

 

[AndyRM]

And I thought it was just 2014 twattishness.

I wasn't aware of any poor behaviour this year but I'll add it to the list, unless you mean his hilariously tragic 'this does not slip' chat...?

 

[Drago]

Lewis, for the biggest lying, sulking, whinging, bleating award. He's also got to be in the running for the Nigel Mansell Cup, awarded to the F1 driver who talks in the best monotone.