Ants stole our mushrooms!

[Fastpedaller]

"We live on a giant anthill" said one of my neighbours, and I agree with him. Though they are intriguing creates able to carry many times their own weight etc they are a nuisance building their anthills in our (small) garden, Anyway, the last straw...... we had a couple of mushrooms sprouted a few days ago. I noticed they had gone yesterday and asked my Wife if she'd removed them. "They went yesterday, and an ant nest has arrived, I reckon they've eaten them" was her reply. To be clear she isn't one for practical jokes.

 

[matticus]

They will take over the world when we're gone. The cockroaches are in for a shock:
https://viralhog.com/v?t=rmfkgbge2v

 

[Fastpedaller]

They will take over the world when we're gone. The cockroaches are in for a shock:
https://viralhog.com/v?t=rmfkgbge2v

Wow - that's incredible!

 

[classic33]

Fastpedalller, were they your mushrooms to begin with?

 

[matticus]

Fastpedalller, were they your mushrooms to begin with?

The Ants: Every year we grow these things, and some 5'9" oaf tries to pinch them just before harvest. We'll show him, hope he checks his foundations regularly ...

 

[matticus]

View: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iewSJ6nTEv4

 

[Fastpedaller]

The Ants: Every year we grow these things, and some 5'9" oaf tries to pinch them just before harvest. We'll show him, hope he checks his foundations regularly ...

Big Brother really is watching - how do you know I'm 5'9"?
This is worrying, as I've never mentioned my height

 

[classic33]

The Ants: Every year we grow these things, and some 5'9" oaf tries to pinch them just before harvest. We'll show him, hope he checks his foundations regularly ...

Not just the foundations to worry about
https://antsauthority.com/can-ants-damage-house-foundations/

Big Brother really is watching - how do you know I'm 5'9"?
This is worrying, as I've never mentioned my height

He's put miniature cameras on the ants, before letting them loose.

 

[matticus]

Ants know everything.

It's worth listening to them. (as well as not pi55ing them off)

 

[Fastpedaller]

Will they gang up on me because I've left them treats? .......... Honey laced with boric acid!

 

[matticus]

Will they gang up on me because I've left them treats? .......... Honey laced with boric acid!

Brave words my friend, brave words ...

 

[T4tomo]

Will they gang up on me because I've left them treats? .......... Honey laced with boric acid!

you risk ending up black and blue and their legs coming looking for you....