Any Apple lovers out there?

[young Ed]

crunchy but not under ripe
home grown, no spraying/insecticides etc etc preferably
Cheers Ed

 

[cisamcgu]

Is it only me - or does anyone else think the OP was hilarious ?

After all, that’s time that could be spent sitting on the pavement, looking troubled."

 

[subaqua]

crunchy but not under ripe
home grown, no spraying/insecticides etc etc preferably
Cheers Ed

I prefer fermented with a little fizz. Mr Weston does a damn fine job for me.

 

[ufkacbln]

I just remember my mate saying his iphone doesn't last long when using strava.

More likely he doesn't last long and is blaming the iPhone!

 

[young Ed]

Is it only me - or does anyone else think the OP was hilarious ?

it's a quote from the linked article, sorry to spoil the OP's geniusness
Cheers ED

 

[Racing roadkill]

Really? Haaaa ha

 

[BigAl68]

The only apples I enjoy come pressed and fermented and as for crap satire well they can, well you know.

 

[ufkacbln]

I loved the Somersby parody of the Apple store

 

[BigAl68]

I loved the Somersby parody of the Apple store

Pity the cider is crap though. It's made by carslberg. Awful just like Stellas attempt. Being a Somerset dweller I am spoilt for choice with amazing cider... Hiccup

 

[bpsmith]

I loved the Somersby parody of the Apple store

I am generally not a parody fun, but that one was done very well indeed. "This one's a 32 pip?".