Many a true word spoken in jest.
For a real laugh how about telling us the highlights of Bowie or Dylan's output in the last say 5 years. Then rate them against Alladin Sane as the benchmark of 10. Wow us with a youtube clip that is not 30 years old.
That would be FAR too easy. Discussing the output of a music giant like Bob Dylan against someone actually championing Take That (I shiteth thee not!) would be like taking sweets from toddlers.
And why the arbitrary five years? That's obviously to suit your narrow-minded blind spot on something that you aren't even aware will bury you.
But here we go. In the 21st century, Dylan won the 'give-em-away-like-motel-matches' Oscar for 'the song Things have changed'.
The album 'Love and Theft' was critically well received, grammy-nominated and sold in bucketloads.
Dylan widens his musical palette to include rockabilly, swing, jazz-lounge ballads, all indicating his still evolving talent.
In 2003, the magnificent 'Gotta serve somebody' became as vital as anything he did in your halcyon 60s.
He co-wrote and starred on the film 'Masked and anonymous' alongside Jeff Bridges, Penelope Cruz and John Candy.
Showed his talent as a DJ on national radio in America.
2006. Modern Times was so highly praised, it won best contemporary folk/Americana album - Best Rock solo vocal performance and Album of the Year from 'Rolling Stone'
2007 the film 'I'm not there' indicated his profile amongst the great and the good who sought to play him in various guises in the iconic and highly regarded movie.
He then appeared alongside Will.I.Am at the Live Superbowl XVlll in front of 98 million viewers doing his own songs.
"Together through Life" in 2009 was number one in the Billboard 200 US chart.
He currently holds the record on both sides of the Atlantic for the time between first and last number one record.
From 2010 to date, remastered and digitised Bootleg tapes are still being released indicating his growing and evolving abilities and he's still playing to sell out shows to this day.
And I'm only scratching the surface on his contribution in your arbitrarily chosen time frame there.
You've picked an entirely appropriate name for your ostrich act and now you've made your mind up, you'll become more trenchant as you typify the old adage 'It's easier to fool a man than to convince him he's been fooled'.
We'll re-visit David Bowie when I've time tomorrow.