Any good jokes ... ?

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[tyred]

I bought a manual after years of driving automatics. I looked down and saw an R, and thought that takes me back.

 

[Cavalol]

I can’t help thinking that if he paid attention to what he is doing instead of gurning at the camera, he would notice that his plate is empty and there is no point in posing with his cutlery in mid-air.

Perhaps he's just had his last pea?

 

[ebikeerwidnes]

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In the real world this is called "being an engineer"

 

[craigwend]

 

[Moon bunny]

I have just finished writing my book about Constipation, it’s not out yet.

 

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[Chris S]

My wife thinks I'm strange because I look through the window when it's raining. I wouldn't if she would let me in.