Any good jokes ... ?

[postman]

Have you asked her out time and TIDE wait for no man.

 

[tyred]

 

[Toshiba Boy]

 

[PeteXXX]

I've recently realised that tofu is over-rated...

It's just a curd to me!

 

[tyred]

 

[mistyoptic]

 

[AndyRM]

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Ooft. Dark. I love it.

 

[Toshiba Boy]

 

[AndyRM]

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I really don't like Queen, but it's a fair point.

 

[Cavalol]

Yesterday I bought myself some sensible walking boots and a little rucksack and went up to the lake district.
I walked for about 5 miles stopped and sat on a stone wall and had a coffee.
Then I walked another 5 miles and had another coffee, a sandwich and a biscuit and then I... sorry, I'm rambling.

 

[tyred]

 

[Toshiba Boy]

 

[Cavalol]

Got banned from the cheese and breadcrumb topping society.

I'm persona non gratin.

 

[Speicher]

Got banned from the cheese and breadcrumb topping society.

I'm persona non gratin.

So it was not fromage discrimination?

 

[tyred]