Any nominations for new Pope ?

[Hotblack Desiato]

Vy not a Jewish Pope,he could do some good deals on Vine and their bread is to die for,oh vie already.And vot a price on the cloth i can get you for the garments.

We already had one: St Peter. The very first pope of all. Crucified. Upside down apparently. Narrrssty. Maybe popes have it too easy these days?

 

[tyred]

Is it really such a bad job anyway?

Comes with a uniform and a bespoke coachbuilt Mercedes greenhouse.
Must be a bugger having to kiss those runways

 

[Manonabike]

Father Ted?

 

[Archie_tect]

The celibacy must be a bit wearing.

 

[RecordAceFromNew]

The celibacy must be a bit wearing.

Have you been living under a rock?

 

[Hitchington]

Give it to Jimmy Savile's tracksuit.

 

[Archie_tect]

Have you been living under a rock?

In that case his daughter can take over.

 

[Archie_tect]

The celibacy must be a bit wearing.

[Edit: I knew it would be too subtle.]

 

[tyred]

Give it to Jimmy Savile's tracksuit.

Would a tracksuit, long hair, medallions and a cigar go with the Papal Tiara?

 

[Archie_tect]

You wear what you like. Pope Janet I.

 

[laurence]

has he resigned to spend more time with his family?

 

[Hacienda71]

 

[avsd]

Pope Bono XVII ?

Is he not already God ?

 

[avsd]

West Brom striker Peter Odemwingie (he of QPR transfer saga) was seen on driving his car overnight to the Vatican

 

[BigonaBianchi]

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