Fnaar
Smutmaster General
- Location
- Thumberland
Perhaps (see measurement thread), one rebecca (= roughly three miles) is the average distance from anyone of a single woman sat longingly on a bed. Like rats and the six feet thing, the distance = 1 Reb.
Any single guys on here.
- Thread starter postman
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Ron-da-Valli
It's a bleedin' miracle!
- Location
- Rorke's Drift
Judging by how close she is to everyone, and how many beds she sits on, she may be THE bike!
With that sort of weight shouldn't she have her own gravity, or tides, or moon or something?
Maz
Guru
With that red hair, theyre probably one and the same!Eeek.... toolbar overload!
I liked BraveWell, more than I like Rebecca anyway.
Like a black hole...
Smurfy
Naturist Smurf
- Location
- Smurfette's Kitchen
Oh dear! Things have just got a lot more complicated. Having been to YouTube, it appears there are at least three different bedrooms, all of which are exactly three miles from me (and no doubt also exactly three miles from everyone else). There are also at least two, possibly three different Rebeccas (or at the very least, two differently coloured wigs).
I think you might have hit on something here Crax. If the earth is hurtling towards implosion and its point of infinite density it would go someway to explaining how come she's only 3 miles from everywhere.
Yes just logging in now i have noticed Rebecca if that is her name has had plastic surgery overnight.I smell a rat here.She has heard cyclists, male that is are kind ,generous, outgoing and loaded, and not to say fit and healthy.Oh dear! Things have just got a lot more complicated. Having been to YouTube, it appears there are at least three different bedrooms, all of which are exactly three miles from me (and no doubt also exactly three miles from everyone else). There are also at least two, possibly three different Rebeccas (or at the very least, two differently coloured wigs).
Oh she is just after my pension book.
slowmotion
Quite dreadful
- Location
- lost somewhere
postman, can I give you an update ? She has re-decorated her bedroom with quite ghastly wallpaper and has seen fit to have a "dip". The minx is now (temporarily) a blonde.
Hitchington
Lovely stuff
- Location
- That London
Her bedstead looks a bit gaudy. I'll pass.
SatNavSaysStraightOn
Changed hemispheres!
- Location
- ɐᴉlɐɹʇsn∀ 'ɐɹɹǝquɐƆ
Sarah is over on the entertainment chat, though it seems I am a touch safer, she is 4 miles away! Slightly better looking as well and a vast improvement on the blond Rebecca IMO
phil_hg_uk
I am not a member, I am a free man !!!!!!
Blond Rebecca looks like Jimmy Savile.
Now, Sarah, How you doin?
I think the question you should be asking sarah is How many you doin ? she seems to be only 4 miles from the entire internet.
BigonaBianchi
Yes I can, Yes I am, Yes I did...Repeat.
- Location
- Iskele TRNC & Mordor UK
I sometimes wonder if this is a way to make money online without actually getting off my arse to do anything...just set up a dating site and fill it with fake pictures..take the monthly fees and leg it orf back across the states on Shinto. But how is that plan ever going to work with cynics like you lot out there eh
