My friend has this house. Automated everything: lights, heating, toaster, blinds, tin openers- everything!
One night I get invited along and everyone is playing Mario Kart on the Automatic projector. The night rolls on, and the automatic cocktail machine runs dry, so we all retire to the automatic beds.
My room had an en suite, and grr! The bleeding loo kept on flushing. I said to the owner "The automatic loo just keeps on flushing! It's driving me round the u bend", I love a joke.
But his face goes as pale as two ply sheet.
The toilet... wasn't automatic!
He'd tried to get the flush mechanism replaced under warranty... But when he went to the website on the card... It wasn't there!
S-s-s-*Sploosh!*