Any volunteers for a mission to Mars?

[deptfordmarmoset]

Can I nominate Tony and Cherie? They'd make suitable blaironauts.

Ooh, can I change my nomination? I don't know why I was thinking of blaironauts when gastronauts would be so much better. Any couple of celebrity chefs would do, armed with knives and forks with only enough food for one.

 

[Fnaar]

Ooooh, take me to your leader, baby

 

[Globalti]

What tyres for low-gravity Mars dust?

 

[SatNavSaysStraightOn]

What tyres for low-gravity Mars dust?

dust tyres I think!

 

[DWiggy]

24 months and no riding locked in a small cabin with just my wife???

 

[DWiggy]

...joking obviously!!

 

[green1]

...joking obviously!!

of course you are...

 

[Shortmember]

Apparently one of the questions on the application form for the mission is 'Can you tell the difference between Uranus and Ma's ?'.

 

[SatNavSaysStraightOn]

Apparently one of the questions on the application form for the mission is 'Can you tell the difference between Uranus and Ma's ?'.

I thought it was going to be on autopilot

 

[Wobblers]

Can I nominate Tony and Cherie? They'd make suitable blaironauts.

Form an orderly queue to sabotage the rocket...