Any World cup jokes ?

probably already done the rounds in England, but as I'm reliant on the bush telegraph..

I hear BP is going to employ Rob Green after the world cup as he's good with spills.

Whats the difference between BP spill and Rob Green's spill ? Rob Green got a cap for his.

Rob Green spent 5 hours hard training yesterday. In that time he didn't concede a single goal. Not one goal. Tomorrow himself and Emile Heskey are going to train with the rest of the England squad.


Not mine before i am abused, but.....

give £2 a month to a hungry african and what do they do. . . . . .buy a f@*king trumpet!!


Smutmaster General
The South Africa world cup is like marriage... you feel you ought to be enjoying it, but there's this annoying noise in the background all the time... :biggrin:
as opposed to a defender who's always injured and can't defend?


Legendary Member
near Hornsea
my wife barely notices the racket all those vuvuzelas make throughout the matches, she's use to hearing a tirade of horns every time she pulls out at a roundabout :ohmy:
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